Funny Birthday Wishes

• Hey happy birthday, OK so you are not fifty yet,
  I will tell everyone that you are eighteen,
  But, you have thirty two years of experience,
  Have a great birthday enjoy!

• For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?

• This one is perfectly good for all important person of your life. They would be so pleased by your sweet words.

• It's your lucky day! But be careful and don't set your cake on fire with so many candles!!!

• I have a joke for your birthday: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Happy funny birthday my friend! 

• Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

• Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
  Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
  Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

• Don't worry about your age,
  you will be older next year...
  Happy birthday!

• Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have the harder it is to breathe!

• A few years ago you were young and smart,
  but know you are becoming an old fart…
  Happy birthday!

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